I got hit with a really bad migraine headache so I was stuck home with nothing better to do than lie around in bed screeching in agony before realizing that I hadn't yet checked my Sheezy page today.
On goes the computer. 1200 page views. YES!
But wait.
On the surface 1200 page views sounds awesome, but after some careful research I have some really disturbing statistics to share with you. But first thing's first:
AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!
What to do?
Why hello there Sheezy Journal! I'm surprised this section of my site hasn't deleted itself out of sheer spite, but today I'm giving this puppy some love because I've been hit with divine inspiration.
Sheezy Journal, this one's for you baby.
Naturally I obsessively check my sheezy page several times daily like any god fearing sheezy artist, so out of the 1200 pageviews, about 1000 of those hits are from yours truly, and the remaining 200 are either unique visitors, or one really poor excuse for a stalker who's only checked my page out 200 times in 2 years. If that person is you please go back to stalker school and don't flunk out this time. So on average, somebody other than myself looks at this page once a week, says "Eyuuuh!", and never comes back, presumably off to greener Sheezy pastures.
I have a migraine. That's worth at least TWO HUNDRED pageviews. Come on people don't let me down! My Sheezy self esteem feels like it got doodied on by a swarm of rabid pigeons. Do you know what that feels like? DO YOU???
But I'm not bitter.
I just want 200 more pageviews! I'd make it 100 but I've got bills to pay.
Is that so much to ask? Do it for the Kitty. I forgot to give her water for two days, so if things get desperate I'll be forced to describe in obscene detail what a horrible experience that was for Kitty. Don't make me get rough!
Anyway on to the main purpose of this post.
What is a migraine? I don't know, but it sure makes it REAL tough to draw when I'm in the mood. Not only is it one of the most skull shattering brand of headaches known to man, it's also very annoying. And in my case it's usually coupled with severe vertigo, which means I'm walking around like a drunk sailor half the time. This is not cool especially when I'm trying to take a piss.
And just in case I forgot to mention it the first time around:
Hey it's the voice actress! Good to see ya, I never forget a screech. Lately I've been trying to shamelessly exploit myself for attention and sympathy on Sheezyart, but other than that I'm doing pretty good.
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